Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome the our very first flight, though the passenger's seat isn't full enough. So, fasten your seatbelt, sit back, and enjoy the flight. Oh wait, this is not an airplane, this is a helicopter you are flying with.
Why on earth do I took you to a helicopter? Well, it maybe because there is no such thing as 'airplane overview' in English dictionary. Sorry, I told you a bad joke. I have a term for it: the masturbation joke. A masturbation joke is a joke (or jokes) that get(s) to no one except the joke teller; a joke that only satisfy the teller's lust; A 'self-service' joke.
You may now loosen your seatbelt if you want. Lunch will be served in minutes.
Anyway, I have two reasons for the use of English in the blog, they are: 1) I want to improve my English skill from writing, I mean typing, and 2) I can't tell jokes in English, so you will read only serious post from now. No more masturbation jokes.
I think that's all for now, for our destination is getting closer. Fasten your seatbelt and try to chew something. And, it's not a co-incidence the calendar says it's 13th of July. I have been fourteen months with my one beloved :)
Next flight: about the captain.
End of flight.
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